The scene opens with a shot of a glistening, muscular man's body covered in sweat and oil. He's in the middle of a workout when there's a knock at the door. It's the delivery guy, holding up a package for Michael. Michael tears open the package, revealing a box of "Rich Mount Of Dick" oatmeal. Excited to try this new, highly-rated breakfast food, Michael pours the oats into a bowl, adding water and some fresh fruit. As he begins to stir, he can't help but notice how the oats cling to each other, forming what looks like tiny dicks. He laughs and takes a spoonful, groaning as he savors the taste. Suddenly, he gets an idea. He pours the rest of the box into a large mixing bowl and adds more water, creating a thick, creamy whipped cream.
